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Author: Dan Q

Dan Q is a software engineer, a director of a voluntary organisation, a trainee counsellor, a keen geocacher, and an amateur magician. He lives with his partner and her husband in a polyamorous triad, and occasionally finds time to blog.

  • I'll never be good enough.




    I've got chests full of diamonds and a huge fortress of solitude in my singleplayer world. I've found the End Portal and I've got enough eyes to activate it. But why bother? Alone, I don't stand a chance against the Ender Dragon anyway: I'm just not that good a player. And it doesn't matter โ€ฆ

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    • posted 25 May, 2012
  • Alcohol purchased in this motorway service area can not be consumed inside or outside the premises.

    Alcohol may only be consumed... in a parallel dimension?

    AltAlcohol purchased in this motorway service area can not be consumed inside or outside the premises.

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    • posted 23 May, 2012
  • Sign: "Alcohol purchases in this motorway service area can not be consumed inside or outside the premises."

    Signs Seen in Service Stations

    After a few motorway service station visits, Dan wonders how to drink alcohol in a parallel dimension, and whether its okay for Costa to make light of addictions.

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    • 4 comments
    • posted 23 May, 2012
  • Image representing post: Eurovision Spectacular 2012

    Eurovision Spectacular 2012

    Eurovision Night 2012 is on Saturday, and it's time that we brought our disparate Eurovision Night Parties together via the power of the Internet. Let's share the experience.

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 21 May, 2012
  • Piranha 3DD. Twice the terror. Double the D's.

    Worst Weekend Of Cinema - Part 2

    In another bad cinema experience, Dan ends up watching the truly dreadful Piranha 3DD.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (491 words)

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 15 May, 2012
  • Avengers Assemble.

    Worst Weekend Of Cinema - Part 1

    Dan goes to the cinema with Ruth and JTA, and they don't watch a film. However, they do have a good old complain.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (587 words)

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    • 7 comments
    • posted 14 May, 2012
  • Flatland movie poster

    Shapes on a plane.

    AltFlatland movie poster

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    • posted 13 May, 2012
  • Flatland movie poster

    Shapes on a plane.

    AltFlatland movie poster

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    • posted 13 May, 2012
  • Forever Alone

    How I feel getting myself off.

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    • posted 12 May, 2012
  • A screenshot of Facebook's new "Highlight" feature.

    Pay To Post

    Facebook is to introduce a new feature that will allow you to pay to "promote" your posts above those of your friends' other friends. Dan is reminded of Hashcash.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (662 words)

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    • 3 comments
    • posted 11 May, 2012
  • Image representing post: On This Day In 2005

    On This Day In 2005

    On this day in 2005, Dan received an unusual parcel. No, you're not reading the same post twice... this is not a fault... just deja vu!

    Read more - about 4 minutes (817 words)

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    • 6 comments
    • posted 4 May, 2012
  • The 'keyboard' that Adam had sent.

    A New Keyboard

    Dan already owns the best mouse in the world. Maybe it's time for a new keyboard, too. But what's this? Not what he expected, that's for sure...

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    • 4 comments
    • posted 2 May, 2012
  • A counselling session in progress.

    Ageism, Nightline, and Counselling

    As a trainee counsellor, I've had plenty of opportunity of late for self-analysis and reflection. Sometimes revelations come at unexpected times, as I discovered recently.

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    • 4 comments
    • posted 1 May, 2012
  • Image representing post: On This Day In 2004

    On This Day In 2004

    On this day in 2004, Dan finally handed in his dissertation on the subject of Three Rings. Since then, Three Rings has become the de facto standard for University Nightlines, and has also become the most popular rota management system for Samaritans branches and a variety of other helpline charities, too.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (649 words)

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    • 2 comments
    • posted 27 April, 2012
  • British Telecom's implementation of the new cookie laws. Curiously, if you visit their site using the Opera web browser, it assumes that you've given consent, even if you click the button to not do so.

    Visitor Tracking Without Cookies (or How To Abuse HTTP 301s)

    A technique for abusing HTTP 301 redirects and random numbers to uniquely track users; even those who have cookies disabled in their web browsers.

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    • 28 comments
    • posted 24 April, 2012

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