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  • ASCDENDING: a Weird Web October distraction for when it is time to go up the wooden hill, by Dan Q, with blocks rolling up a staircase.

    Ascending

    Sometimes it's just time to go up the wooden hill... during Weird Web October! Let's roll some shapes...

    Read more (110 words)

    • Article
    • posted 25 October, 2026
  • Incognito Mode for Wikipedia, featuring a paper bag with eye holes cut out as an icon.

    Incognito (Weird Web October)

    In another Weird Web October contribution, I'd like to introduce you to Incognito Mode for Wikipedia. Yes, it's stupid.

    Read more (108 words)

    • Article
    • posted 23 October, 2026
  • Dem Bones! (skelly.monster)

    Dem Bones! (Weird Web October)

    The hand bone's connected to the cellphone. The cellphone's connected to the website. The website's connected to the puppet. Now shake 'dem skeleton bones!

    Read more - about 3 minutes (508 words)

    • Article
    • posted 22 October, 2026
  • Top of my /pfp page, showing my latest avatar.

    /pfp - a /slashpage for profile picture history

    /pfp is a /slashpage standard intended to showcase a timeline of 'profile pictures' you've used to represent yourself online over the years. I've added one, now, and man do I look young in some of those photos!

    Read more (222 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 15 October, 2026
  • Promotional banner for 'Origami' by Dan Q, featuring a partially-folded paper model.

    Origami (Weird Web October)

    A (well-folded) love letter to the Weird World Wide Web: my entry for day 14 of Weird Web October is "Origami". Go play with virtual paper!

    Read more (200 words)

    • Article
    • 3 comments
    • posted 14 October, 2026
  • Parody of the 'home taping is killing music' posters, featuring a mouse whose right button is being clicked. It reads: right-clicking is part of the Web and it's great.

    Webpage Copy-Protection is Impossible (and that's great!)

    A friend of mine was inconvenienced by an over-eager bit of Web copy-protection JavaScript this week, and it reminded me that more-than-ever, these scripts are both harmful (to legitimate users) and pointless (ineffective at preventing downloading).

    Read more - about 5 minutes (1012 words)

    • Article
    • 4 comments
    • posted 13 October, 2026
  • Legs of a couple dancing tango on a polished wooden floor.

    What Argentine Tango is like...

    A series of metaphors about what tango feels like, to me. Like improvising music. Like spinning tops. Like an flock of birds. Or something like that.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (888 words)

    • Article
    • with an accompanying podcast
    • 1 comment
    • posted 12 October, 2026
  • Annotated letter from Halifax addressed to people that are not-me, but showing details of my credit card.

    Halifax Leaked My Financial Information... (Again)

    For the second time in two years, Halifax wrote to me about my credit card... but sent the letter to entirely the wrong person, leaking my personal financial information.

    Read more (293 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 9 October, 2026
  • Icon of Dan programming on a laptop in front of a literal 'mouse' running across the words 'move the mouse across the screen'. Via a speech bubble, the mouse is saying 'fucking skeumorphism'.

    Move the mouse across the screen (Weird Web October)

    This year, I'm (slightly) participating in Weird Web October. For today's theme, 'skeuomorphism', I implemented a mouse curser... (not a typo)

    Read more (216 words)

    • Article
    • posted 8 October, 2026
  • Composite image showing links to two websites, output from fail2ban showing a banned IP, and the words 'banned! because he visited a different site!)

    Exploiting Fail2ban "portscan" permablocks over HTTP for denial-of-service

    On a forum they and I share, Loebas suggested that I should be careful doing portscans in case I hit e.g. fail2ban rules. I counter that such rulesets would be a terrible idea (and are therefore uncommon), and provide a specific demonstration of how an attacker can turn them against the site's legitimate users!

    Read more - about 5 minutes (1093 words)

    • Article
    • posted 5 October, 2026
  • Close-up of Firefox 157's vertical tabs, with groups and containers, superimposed with the words "so ugly".

    Firefox 157 broke my vertical tabs

    Firefox 157's new UI engine Nova made my previously-beautiful vertical tabs into a pile of hot garbage. Ugh.

    Read more (209 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 1 October, 2026
  • Heatmap showing spots across England and Ireland.

    Top 100 Geohasher

    I'm now in the top-hundred geohashers! But the exciting achievement is that I upgraded geohashing.site from MediaWiki 1.31 to 1.43, after leaving it somewhat technically-neglected for about seven years!

    Read more - about 4 minutes (723 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 28 September, 2026
  • Colour wheel diagram showing the transformation from a light blue into a medium purple.

    Styling :visited links using hue-rotation

    My new site theme offers a :visited link style, but for convenience it's based on a CSS hsl-transformation. Here's how it works...

    Read more (223 words)

    • Article
    • 3 comments
    • posted 26 September, 2026
  • Screenshot showing Opera's vertical tabs, showing a semi-readable DanQ.me page.

    Browser vertical tabs are great (and they're older than you think!)

    A conversation about the invention of browsers with (the option of) vertical tabs reminded me of how brilliant they are. I used them back in 2000, and (with a break in the middle) I use them again today, and they're wonderful. Let me tell you why!

    Read more (388 words)

    • Article
    • posted 21 September, 2026
  • Edited Champ'd Up screenshot showing the battle for The Champion of Editing Videogame Metadata, pitting Friendly Dan against Hacker Dan.

    Things Champ'd Up thinks are uniquely American

    When I play Jackbox Games with my friends, I enable the 'filter US-centric content'. But what does that actually do? Let's swiftly do a bit of easy reverse-engineering on one of my favourite games in the series, Champ'd Up, and find out... what the developer thinks "US-centric" means!

    Read more - about 5 minutes (1125 words)

    • Article
    • posted 19 September, 2026

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