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  • Image representing post: Replacing "love" with "butt" in song lyrics

    Replacing "love" with "butt" in song lyrics

    As an early celebration of Valentine's Day, Dan channels his inner 12-year-old by replacing the word "love" with "butt" in song lyrics.

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    • Article
    • posted 13 February, 2018
  • WordPress/Jetpack's CAPTCHA, asking for the solution to "9+10="

    Bypassing WordPress / Jetpack's "Prove your humanity:" CAPTCHA

    Popular WordPress plugin Jetpack provides a CAPTCHA whose sole purpose seems to be to frustrate humans. It does nothing to stop bots, as Dan demonstrates with a browser plugin that circumvents it.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (502 words)

    • Article
    • 5 comments
    • posted 5 February, 2018
  • Image representing post: On This Day In 2004

    On This Day In 2004

    On this day in 2004 Claire and I hosted the eleventh ever Troma Night, a weekly event that became a central part of the social calendar of our friends for about six years. I've dug up some old photos, so I thought we might enjoy reminiscing about how young we all used to look.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (899 words)

    • Article
    • 4 comments
    • posted 24 January, 2018
  • Dan and Annabel wearing My Little Pony headbands

    How I Became A Brony

    Dan doesn't describe himself as a brony, but others might: perhaps it's the t-shirts?

    Read more - about 7 minutes (1594 words)

    • Article
    • 5 comments
    • posted 6 January, 2018
  • Image representing post: The Thing With Black Ice

    The Thing With Black Ice

    Dan sketches an MS Paint-grade comic showing how his partner Ruth came off her bike on black ice, this morning.

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    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 19 December, 2017
  • Google and Samsung's emoji for "juggling".

    This Is Not What Juggling Looks Like

    Graphic designers creating emoji characters sometimes make questionable choices. Like with the "juggler" emoji...

    Read more - about 5 minutes (1156 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 13 December, 2017
  • Christmas card - and cake! - from Bytemark.

    Christmas Cheer with Bytemark

    For the last eight years, Three Rings has sent Christmas cards to our customers and special friends. And this year, a special friend sent a gift back...

    Read more (366 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 11 December, 2017
  • Spot The Difference - Bodleian vs Bilkent websites

    When One Library Steals From Another

    What happens when a university library completely rips-off the web design of a different university's library service?

    Read more - about 7 minutes (1469 words)

    • Article
    • 13 comments
    • posted 24 November, 2017
  • Image representing post: Bread Winner

    Bread Winner

    Ruth and Dan go to a Festive Bread Workshop and spend a satisfying but exhausting day practising making five different kinds of bread.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (853 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 23 November, 2017
  • Image representing post: Carry Fire

    Carry Fire

    "My dad'd love this!" Dan thinks as he listens to Robert Plant's new album, in the first case of him momentarily-forgetting-his-dad's-death in almost a year. It's a pretty good album, regardless.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (506 words)

    • Article
    • 3 comments
    • posted 6 November, 2017
  • Eye of a storm as seen from the ISS.

    Jokes That Aged Badly

    Why is Margaret Thatcher like a pound coin? Find out why, and then have the joke explained to you, here.

    Read more - about 6 minutes (1244 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 1 November, 2017
  • Filling in an Equifax registration form.

    GMail Tip: Use A Plus Sign To Avoid Spam

    Surely everybody by now knows that you can use a plus sign in your GMail address to dodge spam and improve email filtering. Wait, some people don't? Let's fix that.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (776 words)

    • Article
    • 49 comments
    • posted 26 September, 2017
  • Players fight a basilisk across a paper RPG map.

    Stones Under Yetzin

    Dan's been running a roleplaying campaign for a few friends, and now that campaign's got it's own blog (not to mention a suite of companion apps, because... well, it's Dan).

    Read more (416 words)

    • Article
    • 4 comments
    • posted 5 June, 2017
  • Annabel plays-dead after "falling off a mountain".

    Playing Dead - Toddlers Gone Weird

    At the request of a toddler, Dan spends an afternoon repeatedly re-enacting the circumstances of his father's death.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (726 words)

    • Article
    • 4 comments
    • posted 26 May, 2017
  • Image representing post: AMP Is Poisonous

    AMP Is Poisonous

    AMP, Google's technology that tries to make the mobile web faster by giving Google a monopoly over it, is fucking poisonous and it destroys everything that makes the Web great. Reject AMP!

    Read more - about 3 minutes (666 words)

    • Article
    • 4 comments
    • posted 19 May, 2017

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