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  • Got the ratio of chipolatas to bacon wrong for your Christmas pigs-in-blankets and now have more cocktail sausages than you know what to do with? No, just me?

    Here's my planned solution, anyway - teeny tiny toads-in-the-hole! (Toad-in-the-holes?) Let's see how it works out...

    Full image of Cupcake-sized Yorkshire pudding batter cups, each with a cocktail sausage or two inside, being inserted into an oven.
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    Cupcake-sized Yorkshire pudding batter cups, each with a cocktail sausage or two inside, being inserted into an oven.

    • Note
    • 2 comments
    • posted 29 December, 2024
  • The fifth day of Christmas, and perhaps my last opportunity of the season to justify having trifle... for breakfast.

    Full image of Dan, standing on a kitchen, holds a large bowl partially filled with trifle.
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    Dan, standing on a kitchen, holds a large bowl partially filled with trifle.

    • Note
    • 2 comments
    • posted 29 December, 2024
  • On a midnight train back from a London theatre trip, somehow the 8-year-old is still awake (and reading comics to me!); the 10-year-old is understandably wiped-out.

    A fun night out though!

    Full image of Dan sits on a train alongside a boy and a sleeping girl.
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    Dan sits on a train alongside a boy and a sleeping girl.

    • Note
    • posted 28 December, 2024
  • Our family Christmas Eve tradition, which we absolutely stole from Icelandic traditions (cultural appropriation? I'm not sure...) via some newspaper article we saw years ago, is a book exchange.

    verybody gives each other person a book,then we sit around and read until people retire to bed (first the kids, then - eventually - the adults).

    We love it.

    Full image of Dan sits by firelight reading a red-spined book.
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    Dan sits by firelight reading a red-spined book.

    • Note
    • posted 24 December, 2024
  • Christmas Jumper Day at school, and I'm continuing my never-ending effort never to rest on my laurels, proving myself time and again worthy of my title of Most Embarrassing Parent.

    Full image of Three people in a decorated hallway, wearing Christmas jumpers and headgear. Dan, in the centre, is wearing a jumper designed to make him look like a tiny elf, and a matching hat. To his right, a girl wears a jumper showing Rudolf, and a pair of spring-mounted reindeer deely-boppers. To his left, a boy with his eyes closed throws a thumbs-up: he's wearing a jumper with a pixel-art picture of Santa, and a wooly Santa hat.
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    Three people in a decorated hallway, wearing Christmas jumpers and headgear. Dan, in the centre, is wearing a jumper designed to make him look like a tiny elf, and a matching hat. To his right, a girl wears a jumper showing Rudolf, and a pair of spring-mounted reindeer deely-boppers. To his left, a boy with his eyes closed throws a thumbs-up: he's wearing a jumper with a pixel-art picture of Santa, and a wooly Santa hat.

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    • 2 comments
    • posted 18 December, 2024
  • At first I thought "Christmas post" had something to do with letters and parcels, but then I found one in the wild.

    Full image of Finger post footpath sign adorned with a toy snowman and wrapped in a spiral of red and silver tinsel.
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    Finger post footpath sign adorned with a toy snowman and wrapped in a spiral of red and silver tinsel.

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    • posted 16 December, 2024
  • Today I put 550 Christmas cards into envelopes, sealed them, put address labels on them, and stamped them.

    Because these were the "lick and stick" kind of envelopes rather than a self-sealing variety, I've been unable to taste anything except glue ever since.

    Full image of Cardboard box containing many hundreds of sealed Christmas-card-sized envelopes.
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    Cardboard box containing many hundreds of sealed Christmas-card-sized envelopes.

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    • 2 comments
    • posted 13 December, 2024
  • You know you've stayed up too late when... the milkman arrives and hands you your milk.

    Full image of Dan,looking tired, holds glass bottles of orange juice and of milk.
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    Dan,looking tired, holds glass bottles of orange juice and of milk.

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 13 December, 2024
  • Today I learned that you can use reportValidity() on a HTML5 input of e.g. type="email" to force the browser to run it's own validation, without waiting for the containing form to be submitted (which in some cases might not happen, e.g. if you're handling input using JS).

    That's cool.

    • Note
    • posted 11 December, 2024
  • Today, while I cooked dinner, I introduced my two children (aged 10 and 8) to Goat Simulator.

    Within half an hour, they'd added an imaginative twist and a role-playing element. My eldest had decreed themselves Angel of Goats and the younger Goat Devil and the two were locked in an endless battle to control the holy land at the top of a rollercoaster.

    The shrieks of joy and surprise from the living room could be heard throughout the entire house. Perhaps our whole village.

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 9 December, 2024
  • Even when you're not remotely ready to think about Christmas yet and yet it keeps getting closer every second.

    Even when the house is an absolute shambles and trying to rectify that is one step forward/one step sideways/three steps back/now put your hands on your hips and wait, what was I supposed to be tidying again?

    Even when the electricity keeps yo-yoing every few minutes as the country continues to be battered by a storm.

    Even when you spent most of the evening in the hospital with your injured child and then most of the night habitually getting up just to reassure yourself he's still breathing (he's fine, by the way!).

    Even then, there's still the comfort of a bacon sarnie for breakfast. ๐Ÿ˜‹

    Full image of Brioche bun loaded with thick cut bacon rashers, plated, on a wooden surface.
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    Brioche bun loaded with thick cut bacon rashers, plated, on a wooden surface.

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    • posted 8 December, 2024
  • Here in Oxfordshire we're nowhere near the epicentre of Storm Darragh, but we're still feeling the effects. A huge tree came down and blocked the Thorney Leys road in Witney near Burwell Meadow and the kids and I needed to take an ad-hoc diversion.

    ๐Ÿคž Fingers crossed for all my friends and family in worse-hit places!

    • Note
    • posted 7 December, 2024
  • For my final bit of Three Rings volunteering this International Volunteer Day, I'm working on improving the UI of a new upcoming feature: a spreadsheet-like page that makes it easy for administrators to edit the details of many volunteers simultaneously (all backed by the usual level of customisation and view/edit permissions that Three Rings is known for).

    Full image of Screenshot showing a web page, 'Three Rings Directory - Edit All': a spreadsheet-like view of multiple volunteers, some of whom have had personal details like First Name, Address, or Telephone changed, resulting in these being highlighted and a prompt appearing to allow the changes to be saved/committed.
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    Screenshot showing a web page, 'Three Rings Directory - Edit All': a spreadsheet-like view of multiple volunteers, some of whom have had personal details like First Name, Address, or Telephone changed, resulting in these being highlighted and a prompt appearing to allow the changes to be saved/committed.

    It's a moderately-popular request, and I can see it being helpful to volunteer coordinators at many different types of voluntary organisation.

    Don't have time to write up the test instructions today, though, because I've got to wrap up my volunteering and go do some childwrangling, so that'll do for now!

    • Note
    • posted 5 December, 2024
  • Even when it's technical, not all of my International Volunteer Day work for Three Rings has been spent using our key technologies (LNMR [Linux, Nginx, MariaDB, Ruby] stacks).

    Today, I wrote some extra PHP for our WordPress-powered contact form to notify our Support Team volunteers via Slack when messages are sent. We already aim to respond to every message within 24 hours, 365 days a year, and are often faster than that... but this might help us to be even more-responsive to the needs of the charities who we help look after.

    Full image of A filled contact form alongside a Slack message and a resulting ticketing system message.
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    A filled contact form alongside a Slack message and a resulting ticketing system message.

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    • posted 5 December, 2024
  • My Three Rings volunteering this International Volunteer Day isn't all technical work. It's also time to process the incoming postal mail.

    Full image of In front of a letterbox, an hand holds an open envelope and a (censored) Danske Bank cheque for ยฃ219.
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    In front of a letterbox, an hand holds an open envelope and a (censored) Danske Bank cheque for ยฃ219.

    Our time as volunteers may be free, but our servers aren't, so the larger and richer charities that use our services help contribute to our hosting costs. Most send money digitally, but some use dual-signatory accounts that require they send cheques.

    • Note
    • posted 5 December, 2024

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