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  • 428: Precondition Failed ("You're still sleeping with your ex-!?")

    Breakups as HTTP Response Codes

    408: Request Timeout = "You keep saying you'll propose, but you never do", and 18 other HTTP response codes expressed as relationship breakdowns.

    Read more (302 words)

    • Article
    • 6 comments
    • posted 22 November, 2022
  • Screenshot showing Sisyphus carrying a rock up a long numbered gameboard; he's on square 993 out of 1000, but (according to the rules printed below the board) he needs to land on 1000 exactly and never roll a double-1 or else he returns to the start.

    Sisyphus: The Board Game (Digital Edition)

    I implemented a terrible digital version of a truly stupid board game idea. My excuse is illness, I guess?

    Read more (174 words)

    • Article
    • 39 comments
    • posted 21 November, 2022
  • Screenshots showing STS-6, listing the most-recent blog posts on DanQ.me, in two different display styles.

    Spring '83 Came And Went

    As the sun begins to set on Spring '83, I finally finish implementing my server for the protocol, way too late for anybody to pay attention or notice.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (795 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 20 November, 2022
  • Matt Westcott stands to the side of a stage, drinking beer, while centrestage a cross-shaped "pharmacy sign" projects an animation of an ambulance rocketing into a starfield.

    Oxford Geek Nights #52

    Oxford Geek Night returned this week after an incredibly-long hiatus, and it was amazing.

    Read more (384 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 19 November, 2022
  • Screenshot showing this blog rendered as plain text as the result of running finger blog@danq.me at a Linux terminal.

    Finger Portal to WordPress Blog

    Has anybody ever made a Finger-to-WordPress gateway before? No? Can you imagine why that might be?

    Read more - about 4 minutes (741 words)

    • Article
    • 28 comments
    • posted 17 November, 2022
  • A deep red sky over the silhouette of a treeline, with stars beginning to appear. Six crisscrossing straight lines each connect three to five stars in a row, giving the illusion that their location is not random.

    Counselling and Constellations

    What do counselling and constellations have in common? They can both be about picking points and drawing lines between them.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (507 words)

    • Article
    • 4 comments
    • posted 16 November, 2022
  • Photo showing fragile dewey spiderwebs on blades of grass.

    Wake Me Up When September Ends

    Inspired by Hugh Rundle's post about Mastodon's imminent "Eternal September", Dan muses on what he can best do to help as the fediverse faces its biggest expansion surge yet.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (657 words)

    • Article
    • 5 comments
    • posted 9 November, 2022
  • Image representing post: Bisect your Priority of Constituencies

    Bisect your Priority of Constituencies

    Can you rank the priorities of an organisation or system you're part of? Dan challenges you to go one step further and bisect each rank.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (529 words)

    • Article
    • posted 18 October, 2022
  • Dan, as a teenager, sits at a desk with his hand to his chin. In the foreground, a beiege two-button wired ball-type computer mouse rests on the corner of the desk. Dan is wearing a black t-shirt with a red devil face printed onto it.

    My First MP3

    I ripped my first MP3 file back in 1995. Where could it be now? I'd recognise it if I found it!

    Read more - about 4 minutes (949 words)

    • Article
    • with an accompanying podcast
    • 5 comments
    • posted 2 October, 2022
  • Beverley's blog post "Setting up an Accessibility Book Club" in FreshRSS.

    XPath Scraping with FreshRSS

    The latest version of FreshRSS's killer feature is XPath scraping. Dan demonstrates how to use it.

    Read more - about 5 minutes (1173 words)

    • Article
    • 30 comments
    • posted 27 September, 2022
  • Dan lying in bed, giving a weak "thumbs up".

    Covid Brain

    After keeping it at bay for years, Dan finally catches Covid and it makes his brain go wonky.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (638 words)

    • Article
    • 6 comments
    • posted 23 September, 2022
  • JSON output from DanQ.me's .well-known/links, showing 1,150 outbound links to en.wikipedia.org domains, for topics like "Bulls and Cows", "Shebang (Unix)", "Imposter syndrome", "Interrobang", and "Blakedown".

    .well-known/links in WordPress

    Dan implements a WordPress plugin to support Jim Nielsen's proposal for .well-known/links.

    Read more (230 words)

    • Article
    • 8 comments
    • posted 25 August, 2022
  • A plastic Mastermind board in blue and yellow with ten guess spaces and eight pegs. The sixth guess is unscored but looks likely to be the valid solution.

    Beating Children at Mastermind

    Sick of losing Mastermind to his kids, Dan cheats by implementing a brute-force solver he can run on his phone.

    Read more - about 7 minutes (1531 words)

    • Article
    • 3 comments
    • posted 24 August, 2022
  • Under bright blue skies and in a green field, Dan and Demmy stare into the camera. Dan's flushed from the heat and wearing a purple-and-rainbow "WordPress Pride" t-shirt; Demmy's tongue hangs low and she's clearly panting.

    Dog; Person

    He's not a "dog person", but Dan's learned to love one dog in particular.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (790 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 17 August, 2022
  • Image representing post: Milk and Mail Notifications with Flic 2 Buttons

    Milk and Mail Notifications with Flic 2 Buttons

    Dan deploys Flic 2 "smart buttons" to remind him to read his post and bring the milk in.

    Read more - about 5 minutes (1106 words)

    • Article
    • 5 comments
    • posted 22 June, 2022

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